Hillary’s New Space Bill

Vast seas of liquid recently discovered on Saturn’s largest moon, Titan, have actually shown glimpses of excitement on the face of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Sources close to the Secretary say she plans to approach President Obama with a proposal to send husband Bill on a fact-finding mission to Titan to explore the possibility of using the surface liquids as an alternative fuel source here on Earth and thus eliminate our reliance on foreign oil.

Bill initially refused the trip, but Hillary quickly revealed she was more than willing to send Monica with him for moral support. Bill immediately flashed that smile he was so famous for.

Hillary was able to scrounge up an old refurbished scuttled space shuttle the doomed,(eh,strike that)...courageous pair of Space Explorers could utilize with very little expense.

Bill examined the vessel and pointed out a few minor discrepancies. For instance the ship has a coin-operated washer and dryer. Hillary said they were necessary to defer the cost of the trip and suggested it really didn’t matter, since Monica doesn’t wash her clothes anyway.

Bill asked if he could take a case of cigars? Hillary said only if he smokes with the window open. She doesn’t want the curtains coming back all smelly.

Bill remarked that he has long been a student of Hungarian Mythology and was always fascinated with Tales of the Titans and looks forward to the possibilities of actually meeting them in person.

Hillary pointed out the trip will be a long one and Bill’s return depends on the flammability coefficients of Titan’s liquids, which will have to be utilized for the return trip. She’s including a long siphon hose.

If the liquids turn out to be non-flammable she says she will miss him but can use the sympathy factor for her next run at the presidency.

A truly win-win scenario!

By George