HEART ATTACKS

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Heart Attacks

According to a recent document, I should be dead! Apparently I had HUNDREDS of Heart Attacks and didn’t even know it!

During the days I like to refer to as, “The Dark Ages”, (when I was married,) my wives would find ways to trick me into having sex on days other than their birthdays, which I like to refer to as, “The Black Days.” I was able to counter their offers and demands with a simple announcement that I HAD A HEADACHE. This usually worked for about five minutes until they popped up with a bottle of Bayer Aspirin.

I countered with pretending to be asleep. They countered with, “Other things.”

The ordeals that followed I now find were more hazardous than previously realized.

Symptoms of a heart attack appear to be – Pain in the left arm, nausea, sweating, and intense pain on the chin.

To explain things...
Pain in the left arm...Well that’s the side they slept on.
Nausea...I assumed to be an intrical part of the activity.
Sweating...If I need to describe that, you’re not doing it right.
Intense pain on the chin...I tried...Lord knows I tried...but they took FOREVER!...and I was never good at ducking punches.

By George